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Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package
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Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

$24.99

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that''s definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box.…

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First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that”s definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube. Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 – 7 in. tall and under one pound Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell

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93153
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Cheeky
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Glass
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Vanilla/Ivory/Beige
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